I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid which taught us that...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
The passion of hatred is so long lived and so obstinate a malady that the surest sign of death in a sick person is their desire for reconciliation.