I went to the store and bought lady fingers when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said...
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
I wasn't some weird loner in school but I definitely wasn't invited to any of the cool parties.
