My doctor asked me if I smoked and I said only when I'm working golfing or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker.
Coming from Chicago I like a white Christmas.
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
I set records that will never be equaled. In fact I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.
