My doctor asked me if I smoked and I said only when I'm working golfing or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker.
Coming from Chicago I like a white Christmas.
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
If it isn't the sheriff it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
