My doctor asked me if I smoked and I said only when I'm working golfing or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker.
Coming from Chicago I like a white Christmas.
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
The law in its majestic equality forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges to beg in the streets and to steal bread.