A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory like a thunderstorm...
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
I have to say that anger is the blanket that comes around me and that blunts and blurs my sense of proportion.
