A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory like a thunderstorm...
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
At the end of four years' time at graduation we were down to 12. At our reunion that we had several years ago only 1 out of the 52 actually made it to ordination and priesthood. So there you go there's your numbers.