A woman tells her doctor 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says 'It's old age.' The woman says 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Well my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of...
The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...
I was a weedy kid not like one of those working-class men who can accommodate not being academically clever by physical strength and prowess.
