We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
When a man opens a car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife.
Mr. Speaker our Nation must no longer be complacent about underage drinking...
I think when you do comedy you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
