Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah that's always the sign of a man in good health isn't it?

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A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings.