The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
Although my seat is a contest between Labour and the Lib Dems it could well...
I don't know if there is a gene for comedy but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know it. He was a naturally funny character and when my brother and I would laugh at things he said and did he would say 'What do you think is so funny?'
