Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
It's true hard work never killed anybody but I figure why take the chance?
Although my seat is a contest between Labour and the Lib Dems it could well...
It's amazing to me that people have any interest in such a low-level sex scandal. If I were sleeping with a congressman maybe but I'm a nobody and the people I'm writing about are nobodies.