A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will...
There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean I've felt regret but I've also...
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.