Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
When I see a good singer I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
Ah! yes I know: those who see me rarely trust my word: I must look too intelligent to keep it.
