I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
If it is your time love will track you down like a cruise missile.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
My mom she wasn't like a baseball mother who knew everything about the game. She just wanted me to be happy with what I was doing.