I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid which taught us that...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
I borrowed my friend's car the other day in an attempt to persuade my husband that we needed a car and literally this is true in the first day of borrowing the car I got three tickets and I rear-ended it.