Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Any man today who returns from work sinks into a chair and calls for his...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
When I was in nursery school the teachers asked me y'know 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like 'What exactly does your husband do?'