A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.
Youth is not enough. And love is not enough. And success is not enough. And...
The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...
I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
