Women are not in love with me but with the picture of me on the screen. I am merely the canvas on which women paint their dreams.
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
I would go to bed every night and have dreams about having a time machine and...
People ask me a lot about the values I got from playing for the Cubs for so many years. The value I got out of it was patience. A lot of people these days are not very patient.
