I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
But the wicked passions of men's hearts alone seem strong enough to leave...
My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like don't pretend to be a sports fan.
