Old age is just a record of one's whole life.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...
I started writing when I had three kids under the age of 4. I used to write every ten minutes I got to sit in front of a computer. Now when I have more time I function the same way: if it's writing time I write.