I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own so both of them together is certain death.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls...
When we are dealing with death we are constantly being dragged down by the...
When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.
