If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
Now I'm an old Christmas tree the roots of which have died. They just come...
The Peking man was a thinking being standing erect dating to the beginning...
Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback.
