You get somebody to crack a smile that's a beautiful thing.
Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show...
My sense of humor is a turkey and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in...
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something...
I have snakes three sharks moray eels piranhas five scorpions and a bird...
Beauty to me is about being comfortable in your own skin. That or a kick-ass red lipstick.