So I got home and the phone was ringing. I picked it up and said 'Who's...
I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing...
One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally...
Apparently one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five...
So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a...
Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.