But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the...
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic and that's not true because I only...
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
You wanna get the truth out of me get me hammered.
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection because...
I do live like a rock star but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of...
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever...
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade... And try...
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy then I got real fat. And...
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an...
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston my Dad used to take us to the...
Give a child love laughter and peace not AIDS.
