Well just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be...
I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually...
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
If God wanted us to fly He would have given us tickets.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer...
Everything we do in life is based on fear especially love.
If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death what chance have I got? Practically...
Look I don't want to wax philosophic but I will say that if you're alive...
I don't believe in this business of being behind better to be in front.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
