I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were...
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
Man has gone long enough or even too long without being man enough to face...
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the...
All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from...
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of...
The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to...
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest...
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
The appreciative smile the chuckle the soundless mirth so important to the...
The past is an old armchair in the attic the present an ominous ticking...
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
Well if I called the wrong number why did you answer the phone?
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter...
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point...
Let us not look back in anger nor forward in fear but around in awareness.
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.
It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service.
