I tend not to trust people who live in very tidy houses. I know that on the...
I took religion much too seriously however and its overall effect was...
If I'm pushed I'd also have to admit I don't like people with allergies....
Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's...
Maybe I fear things going wrong so much that I pre-empt them by not getting...
But I like going to church. If you've been brought up in the Church of...
I'm just part of a tradition of people who aren't pleased. I would never...
There were a few teachers who just did not like me because of my face. Once...
The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance...
It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.
