Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave wise rich...
Time and tide wait for no man.
By nature men love newfangledness.
Love is blind.
People can die of mere imagination.
Filth and old age I'm sure you will agree are powerful wardens upon chastity.
For my confirmation I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift.