I don't think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote...
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health or that I'll get old or...
I am accusing him of stealing my best material he was a very funny man.
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold...
When I was younger it was - you know my dad dressed up in drag on 'Bosom Buddies.' And that was what I was having to deal with at the time. And then around the time that I was into college was when he became statue-worthy I guess you could say.