Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the...
American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of...
I'd rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a...
Americans worship creativity the way they worship physical beauty - as a way...
He travels fastest who travels alone and that goes double for she. Real...
People are so busy dreaming the American Dream fantasizing about what they...
So far as I know anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o'clock in the morning and if it is it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.
