I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know...
Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey...
Just put down 9/11... I think on most things I'm liberal except on...
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure someone might tell you that...
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an...
I rant therefore I am.
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly...
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that...
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of...
What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our...
You never know if you're a writer. You can't trust it. If you woke up and said 'I'm a writer ' it would be gone. You wouldn't see anything for miles - even the dust would be running away.
