Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.
It's upsetting to be a man in our society.
The product of the artist has become less important than the fact of the...
Liberalism is a religion. Its tenets cannot be proved its capacity for waste...
I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.
Movies were never an art form they were entertainment. It just evolved into...
There's nothing in the world more silent than the telephone the morning after...
If indeed a firearm were more dangerous to its possessors than to potential...
The Founders recognized that Government is quite literally a necessary evil...
The government for example has determined that black people (somehow) have...
It is not the constitutional prerogative of the Government to determine needs.
When the three branches of government have failed to represent the citizenry...
My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line.
One person may need (or want) more leisure another more work one more...
My idea of perfect happiness is a healthy family peace between nations and...
In my family in the days prior to television we liked to while away the...
You know young actors say all the time 'Should I use my own life...
Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of...
I understand that computers which I once believed to be but a hermaphrodite...
In practice we in the world must do business with each other.
Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance.
She never envisioned a legal career for me but she did think it was very important that I be able to support myself and I think she would be pleased to see what has become of me.
