It's hard to do it because you gotta look people in the eye and tell 'em...
If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean he has...
Americans will respect your beliefs if you just keep them private.
They advertise on the radio for food stamps!
Public misbehavior by the famous is a powerful teaching tool.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
