I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate...
That is the saving grace of humor if you fail no one is laughing at you.
The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
People say that if you find water rising up to your ankle that's the time to do something about it not when it's around your neck.